A free Claude skill
Another week. What on earth happened?
Celebrate the wins. Laugh at what went sideways. Start next week a little wiser.
Chef, a chicken in an alarmingly tall hat, looks back over your own week in the tools you choose and writes it up. Funny, kind, and backed by receipts.
Your week, served with a side of sarcasm.
How it works
- 1
You choose the sources
Slack, Linear, GitHub or GitLab, Notion, Google Drive, Calendar and more. Nothing you do not tick is read.
- 2
Chef investigates your week
Only your own activity, read-only. It checks threads, tickets, docs and meetings for what you built, decided, taught and unblocked.
- 3
You get a private report
A short roast with a verdict, then the receipts for every claim. Sharing is optional, and you review exactly what leaves.
Chef can also ask, "Anything I can't see?" Unread counts and saved items are invisible to the tools, so you can tell Chef about them. Open loops, such as tags with no visible reply, are off unless you switch them on.
Choose your sources
Chef reads the tools you already have connected to Claude. When you run it, you say which ones to use, or pass sources=slack,linear or skip=calendar. Anything you leave out is never opened.
Chat
- Slack
- Microsoft Teams
Tasks & projects
- Linear
- Jira
- Asana
- monday.com
Docs & notes
- Notion
- Google Drive and Docs
- Confluence
Calendar & mail
- Google Calendar
- Outlook calendar
- Gmail
Design
- Figma
- Loom and recordings
Code
- GitHub
- GitLab
- Local git repo
Social & other
- Salesforce
- HubSpot
- Pasted or exported notes
Reads
Only your own activity: your messages, tickets, pages, files, meetings and code.
Never reads
Other people's content, message bodies from others, attendee lists, or recordings and transcripts.
Read-only
Nothing is posted, edited or sent. If a tool is not connected, you can paste notes instead.
Privacy and safety
- It is about you, and only you. Your own work only. No scores, no rankings, no manager's dashboard. It will not review a colleague.
- Read-only. It never posts, edits or sends anything in your tools.
- You choose what it reads. Unselected sources are never queried.
- Private by default. The full report is yours. Colleagues appear by role, never by name. Sensitive topics such as hiring, pay, performance, health and legal matters are kept out of anything shareable.
- Sharing is a separate step. A share-safe version is built from an allowlist and checked for leaks. You read it, tick a box, then copy it or open LinkedIn with it prefilled. Nothing is posted for you.
- This website collects nothing. No accounts, no analytics, no tracking, no cookies. The page loads two fonts from Google Fonts, which means Google sees your IP address when you visit.
Where your data goes: the skill runs in your own Claude environment and uses the connectors you authorise. Claude and those providers process that data under their own terms, so this is not a promise that nothing leaves your computer. The skill itself uploads nothing and has no server. Read PRIVACY.md and SECURITY.md.
Get Roasted
Pick the way you use Claude. The skill is free, MIT licensed, and the same in all three.
Claude.ai or Cowork
- Download the skill (zip)
- Open Claude, go to Settings, then Features (the wording may vary) and upload the zip as a skill.
- Make sure code execution is on. Custom skills need a paid plan.
- Connect your tools under Connectors, then say Run my Sunday Roast.
Claude Code, plugin
/plugin marketplace add andpurnell-code/sunday-roast/plugin install sunday-roast@sunday-roastThen run /sunday-roast:sunday-roast.
Claude Code, plain skill
git clone https://github.com/andpurnell-code/sunday-roast.gitcp -R sunday-roast/plugins/sunday-roast/skills/sunday-roast ~/.claude/skills/Then run /sunday-roast.
There is no one-click install. The skill needs Python 3.9 or later for its checks. Full steps and troubleshooting are in the install guide. PDF export and hosted share links are not available inside the Claude viewer.
Tell Chef what you think
It is early. Bugs, missing sources and better jokes are all welcome.
Report a bugJoin the discussionContribute or forkSource on GitHub
Coming later
"Roast My LinkedIn" is a separate, future experience. It is not part of the weekly roast or this install, and there is no date.